FRIED CAT

™

He's not lovin' it. He's in it.

est. today · greasy since birth · dine in or cope out

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A red carton of french fries, each fry topped with a little cat face

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freshly fried · served with a stare

The Classic
A full box of little guys. Crispy, golden, mildly concerned.
$4.20
The Long Boy
One fry. Absurdly long. Still, somehow, a cat.
$6.00
The Sharing Pile
Scattered, salted, and staring right back at you.
$5.50
SIDES: existential dread (free) · ketchup (also free) · a napkin for the tears (byo)
ORDER #0001 · DRIVE THRU
1x FRIED CAT$0.00
extra crispy, no notes
he did not consent
SUBTOTAL$0.00
TAX (on vibes)$0.00
TOTALfree
thank you. come again.
you know you will.
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